Me: Inglourious Basterds girl? But she's Jewish. You'll have to get her for Hanukkah.
Brian: Hmm, true!
Me: It's the fourth night of Hanukkah tonight...good luck! :P

Brian: I'm going to quickly convert. Actually would it be converting if I wasn't really anything now?
Me: Yeah, for sure. Jews are serious as hell about converts.
Brian: Okay. Then I'll convert. Ehhh, I cant do serious. I don't think they'd be all about my conversion when they hear my reasons: "Hi, I'd like to convert...why you ask? Oh so hopefully on the 5th night of Hannukah I'll get one of your hottest products as a gift!"
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Me: Doing anything for Mike's birthday?
Brian: Going to get wings.
Me: Fun! with who else?
Brian: No idea.
Me: Lacie's totally joining you guys right? Or is she jumping out of the cake?
Brian: Oh, I hope.
Me: Hahahahahaha! How hysterical.
Brian: I mean, I paid her 50 bucks to...I'd be pretty upset if she reneged on the offer.
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This is hysterical. I really enjoy reading your blog.
Oh, and thanks for all the comments on my blog! You're too cute!
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