Me: I'm not going to stare openly at your crotch because that's weird.
Brian: Hahahaha--and further proof: if I was worried about it, I wouldn't wear scrubs pants and nothing else in the first place! Go ahead and stare openly, but be warned, my crotch has the same impregnating powers as my eyes...But...not the way you think.
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And later...
Brian: Our conversations, and the revelations that come from them, rock.
Me: Haha, I know! I agree wholeheartedly. You're cool.
Brian: I'm something alright.
