Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Yeah, basically.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
Why I Love Brian, Part Twenty-Five
Brian
i needed to put my knife in that shit
break the spell
1:48pmAlyssa
"i needed to put my knife in that shit"
??
1:49pmBrian
hahaha
it was a metaphor
a weird metaphor
1:49pmAlyssa
based on what, exactly?
1:49pmBrian
i have no idea
i just meant that by telling her, i'd be stabbing her power over me
1:49pmAlyssa
lol
oooooh
1:49pmBrian
like when jack sparrow had to stab the heart
1:49pmAlyssa
i see
1:49pmBrian
in pirates
1:49pmAlyssa
oh my god
1:49pmBrian
and it broke the spell
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
300! (And 'Why I Love Brian', part 24)
After two years, this isn't exactly a huge achievement, but it's nice that I've actually written about my life and things I care about here with some level of maturity, rather that what I did at my old livejournal, which consisted of whining and Quizilla. :P
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
The Mean Reds.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Back to School again.
Friday, March 19, 2010
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Feeling much better. :) And, Why I Love Brian, Part 23
Brian: If Katy Perry doesn't jump out of my cake tomorrow, I'm gonna be seriously miffed.
>:(
Some news. :)
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Art Post and a Survey, for fun. :P
If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 1:49 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Prion. (It's a sea bird.)
If I were a direction, I’d be East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise lounge.
If I were a liquid, I’d be milk.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Serendibite. (LOOK IT UP.)
If I were a tree, I’d be a Pomegranate Tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a level.
If I were a flower, I’d be a calla lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sunny, nearly cloudless day, or a nighttime summer thunderstorm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano. (Or violin!)
If I were a color, I’d be cerulean. (Shout-out! :P)
If I were an emotion, I’d be affection.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter. (But not the annoying kind.)
If I were an element, I’d be fire (or steam--fire+water. I'm a cheater.). (Do they mean traditional elements or periodic table elements?)
If I were a car, I’d be a Honda CR-V. (I don't know why I'm so freaking drawn to this model, but I want one SO BADLY.)
If I were a food, I’d be EGG ROLLS. (No question!)
If I were a place, I’d be a window seat. Preferably near a fireplace.
If I were a material, I’d be silkaline.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like something refreshing, like lemon-water or a mint.
If I were a scent, I’d be roses.
If I were an animal, I’d be a fox. (They're so cute! :D)
If I were an object, I’d be a a bell.
If I were a body part, I’d be eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a joyful smile.)
Thursday, March 11, 2010
THE LAST MIDTERM CRIT OF MY LIFE.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Why I Love Brian, Part Twenty-Two
Brian
i like to dream of a world where i'm zac efron
I'm heading home Friday for Spring Break, Rheanna's Bridal Shower, and Brian's Birthday! (Although I'm a dummy who scheduled my return bus trip on the day. Idiot.) Maybe I'll see some of you there? John is also a butt who is going to England without me. (But he's going to have a great time visiting his friends and he'll be bringing be back a LOT of chocolate. :D)
Love,
-A.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Oscar Night!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Bullshit. Just saying.
Brian
I had a professor call me a racist
3:23amAlyssa
OH JESUS
why?
3:23amBrian
because i wanted to talk about reverse discrimination
Higher-level education, everyone. Pathetic.
ETA:
3:24amBrian
I used Standpoint Theory to explain that working class white males are the least powerful group of people in the US
3:25amAlyssa
(aside, i wrote these about my experience in a multiracial church:http://impressivelyaverage16.bl
(http://impressivelyaverage16.bl
you might find them interesting
and what did your professor say
actually
explain the standpoint theory first
3:26amBrian
standpoint theory is the basis that the "microphone" should belong to the least privaledged members of society
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St
3:28amBrian
so, her argument is that i was racist and rediculous AND illogical for thinking that whites arent more advantaged than blacks and hispanics (Mind you, I was talking about Jewish/Christian relations)
And she kept hammering me for being stuck up and snobby or something
3:29amAlyssa
that's retarded
3:29amBrian
and i got fed up and shouted back, "You're the racist"
And she said "How do you suppose that?"
3:31amBrian
To which I responded, "You say 'African American' To do this, you presume that A: people of color are all african in descent, and B: they are also American. In fact, people of color come from Oceania, the Middle East, South America, the Carribean, the Pacific Islands, Micronesia, and South Asia to name a few places. You'd also be suprised to know that many people of color are citizens of places such as England, France, Germany, India, Australia, and Russia. Name another coutry, I'm sure black people inhabit that nation."
3:31amAlyssa
SERIOUSLY
yeah, read my entries
i say the same thing
3:32amBrian
"Hence, by this argument, you're racist. By callign me a racist and being a racist yourself, your hipocracy destroys your credibility and thus you must yield in this argument if, in fact, we're following an academic debate style. How do you respond, professor?"
She was floored.
Brian
then
before she could respond i said, "Without gross example, let me ask this class something."
"What does everyone feel when I say 'Cracker' or 'Ghost' or 'Faggot?'"
People dont really respond
Then I said, "How about Nigger?"
3:34amBrian
and everyone freezes. Then I respond, "All of these are terms of hate. Pejorative words used to describe a race or a creed or sexuality. Why doesn't one have the same feeling as the other? This alone proves that more academic study needs to be done in regards to discrimination and reverse-racism"
The best part, theres two hispanic girls in class and the one girl said, "He's right. He's absolutely right. Cracker is just as nasty as Spick."
Alyssa
good for you!
3:35amBrian
And i leaned back. Silence. then changed the subject
Brian
Professor confronts me after class, "Pull that again, and I'll kick you from class." I say, "For what? Opinion? My race? Please do because I'll make sure to stop by the Chair's office to explain how my race makes me unable to express my opinion. Maybe I'll stop by the General Counsels office too."
Then she left.
Hahahahahaha!
Im gonna fail her class so bad
This is offensive to me. That a professor who is supposed to be a leader would be so callous, unprofessional (calling her student a racist, really?), and not to mention power-tripping the hell out of the situation to shut Brian (John's best friend) up. I am SO proud of Brian for standing up for himself. He did the right thing and he represents the correct ideas. We need more people to be thinking this way and spreading that knowledge.
-A.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
"But she won't discover that it's him 'til Chapter Three..."
Lauren
and she was like 'well can't you just put it in the little blue bin'
and i said. 'no i dont believe recycling makes a huge difference'
and she told me she was sad for me and that i was making the earth cough
haahhahahhahaha













