Why I Love Brian, Part Thirty-Four

Brian: In my dream I was trying out for the school play. I was very excited about this, I don't know why, and I thought I did really well in my audition. And I got a part. They painted me white and I was part of the background...I think I was snow.

Why I Love Brian, Part Thirty-Three

Brian (on his potential new suit): I'm gonna look like Don Draper. Scratch that--Don Draper's gonna look like me.

Why I Love Brian, Part Thirty-Two

Brian: (On Elisabeth Moss' Golden Globes' dress) Just stay away from circular designs on the boobies. Boobies are already lovely on their own, no need to try and dress them up.