Art Post and a Survey, for fun. :P

Firstly, go here and see how silly I make Bess look, and how funny my idea to regress Lady Gaga is. :P I spent yesterday evening with the Ruzichs and Joey V., which sounds just about as awesome as it was. :D I love them.

Secondly, I'm going to do a pointless survey, because I haven't in a while, and I enjoy them. :)

Thirdly, John is in England right now! Everyone pray that he has a safe and happy trip! I miss him a lot. :/

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 1:49 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Prion. (It's a sea bird.)
If I were a direction, I’d be East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a chaise lounge.
If I were a liquid, I’d be milk.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Serendibite. (LOOK IT UP.)
If I were a tree, I’d be a Pomegranate Tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a level.
If I were a flower, I’d be a calla lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a sunny, nearly cloudless day, or a nighttime summer thunderstorm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano. (Or violin!)
If I were a color, I’d be cerulean. (Shout-out! :P)
If I were an emotion, I’d be affection.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a peach.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter. (But not the annoying kind.)
If I were an element, I’d be fire (or steam--fire+water. I'm a cheater.). (Do they mean traditional elements or periodic table elements?)
If I were a car, I’d be a Honda CR-V. (I don't know why I'm so freaking drawn to this model, but I want one SO BADLY.)
If I were a food, I’d be EGG ROLLS. (No question!)
If I were a place, I’d be a window seat. Preferably near a fireplace.
If I were a material, I’d be silkaline.
If I were a taste, I’d taste like something refreshing, like lemon-water or a mint.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be simple black flats.
If I were a scent, I’d be roses.
If I were an animal, I’d be a fox. (They're so cute! :D)
If I were an object, I’d be a a bell.
If I were a body part, I’d be eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a joyful smile.)

If I were a song I'd be "The Hallelujah Chorus" (I love it, it just pumps me up.)