Why I Love Brian, Part Thirty-Five and Thirty-Six

Brian: "I just heard the creepiest line ever on an infomercial. It's for "Pajama Jeans"--which is basically jeggings--they said they're "like a sexy second skin"...

Have you ever wished you had a 'sexy second skin', Alyssa?

...That's something fuckin' Buffalo Bill would be into."

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Me: How's [your wacky Professor]?

Brian: Haha--same old yesterday. No idea what he's talking about...sit in class thinking of how many ways I can kill myself with just my glasses.