DISCLAIMER: I am NOT pregnant with Kelly Elson's child. KTHXBYE.
Alyssa: I'm pregnant. And it's Kelly's.
Brian: O_O that just shivers my soul
Alyssa: Hahaha rum and Cheez-Its. that's all I have to say (FYI, Kelly once forced a kiss on my sister after consuming these products. TRAUMATIC.)
Brian: hahahahahaha
Alyssa: :)
Brian: eau-de-kelly
Alyssa: blecch. that's nasty. but, we're naming her after his mom
Brian: hahahah. oh thats nice. sue
Alyssa: right. Sue 'Hot G' Elson.
Brian: hahaha you know what they say--bitch don't know what a hot G is (Kelly once said this. For real.)
Alyssa: but kelly does--which is why he chose the middle name
Brian: he most certainly does. that disturbs me that he will be calling his daughter a hot G. just a little.
ETA: And Part Seven.
Brian: i have about 3 minutes left [before bed]
maybe 5 minutes
i might do katy perry real fast
which... isnt what i meant... but i wouldnt mind it
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